Things Clients Say #8

Here we go! (I think Blogger is broken. It doesn't like my line breaks today. Sorry!)

"Add a white or bnlack border. All the graphics and final materials look much cleaner when there is one."

Yes, yes, you're right. Borders = much cleaner. Especially bnlack ones. Gosh, I'm glad you're here to educated me on this.      -- 

"I have been waiting 13 days for the graphic?"

Wait, are you asking me? Nope, you just don't know how to use the very complicated question mark character. (on a side note, I sent her the graphic in question 12 days ago.)   -- 

"This is not as classy as we were hoping.  Can they say that it is [client]'s 3 Year Black & White Anniversary Party.  Can we please make this look a bit more special and classy.  Can we add crystals too it?"

Adding crystals "too" stuff makes them classier AND special-er! What was I thinking!?

Here is last year's anniversary party they are referring to:      

It's lovely, no? WHAT is that thing coming out of her head? It's very serpent/alien like. Let's go celebrate Anytime there. Are you in?  Haha!-- 

"Just a suggestion, the bottom picture is just a giant nacho could you slip in half and do the second half with something gameday related? May a pictures of some classy girls watching sports on tv, or toasting over a touchdown, something like that?"

lol. This one just made me laugh. "Giant nacho"... hehehe! Also, I always toast with my girlfriends over a touchdown... looking classy of course. Don't you? -- 

"I think the negative of reminding people we’re not local out ways the positive of multiple locations or that we are local for some."

Hehe... "out ways"... duh.  -- 

I may not have as much material for a new post each week (thank God) from now on. However, there is no limit to the stupid in this world, so this definitely won't be the last!