Things Clients Say #6

"Is there anyway we can make this look a little more lively? It is a great bar night with burgers and music. I actually liked the old stuff they put together. Like the first versions with the shadows and something. This one looks a little bland. Can you spice it up?"

Ohhh, the art "with the shadows and something." Yes, I know EXACTLY what you mean. 

"Please take off cc info in the first paragraph and the cc info at the bottom of the contract with just leaving the cc."

Umm, huh?

"Please add 'All day patio BBQ from 3-10pm!'"

Ha!

 Me: "Please find your emailer and screenplay attached."

Client: "Can we please get this in an emailer that we can send out for mass emailers?"

*sigh*

"Can you print this out and bring it down the hall at some point, so we can figure out what to put in there."

What?! I'm your secretary now? Do it your damn self! 

"When we uploaded it to [email marketing program] it appears as a table tent." 

Wow, that's amazing!

And now for some (weird) client praise...  

"Its amazing how much I can love someone without ever meeting them-lol, thanks Sarah!!"

Hmm... I guess I should be happy about this, but it really kind of creeps me out.

"Thanks S-Ride!"

Well, that's a new one.